1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:42,752 --> 00:00:46,280 This is Grégoire Lecomte, actor and vaudeville artist. 4 00:00:46,913 --> 00:00:50,441 I'm not home, I'm touring... 5 00:00:51,116 --> 00:00:55,234 with Roger Moore, the new James Bond. You wouldn't have caught me anyway... 6 00:00:55,235 --> 00:00:59,354 ...because in the evenings I rehearse in the Experimental Theatre of Maubeuge. 7 00:00:59,397 --> 00:01:02,924 Hamlet. I am Hamlet. 8 00:01:03,599 --> 00:01:07,718 To be or not to be available? That's the question... 9 00:01:07,719 --> 00:01:10,915 for a popular actor like me. Thank you. 10 00:01:11,880 --> 00:01:15,408 Anyway, if you want to offer me work... 11 00:01:16,041 --> 00:01:19,237 you can always try your luck... 12 00:01:20,202 --> 00:01:24,321 Frédéric Jacquelin 25612-12 in Paris... 13 00:01:24,364 --> 00:01:28,435 or his office in Hollywood, 25612-12. And yes, Hollywood... 14 00:01:28,525 --> 00:01:32,643 since besides me, he also works for Woody Allen, Dustin Hoffman... 15 00:01:32,686 --> 00:01:36,804 and Marlon Brando. Anyway, leave me a message. 16 00:01:36,847 --> 00:01:40,966 Hello, this is plumber Lainé. We've been waiting for 6 months... 17 00:01:41,008 --> 00:01:44,536 for payment. If you don't pay within... 18 00:01:45,169 --> 00:01:49,241 2 days, we'll send a debt collector after you. Understood? 19 00:01:56,529 --> 00:02:00,850 UMBRELLA COUP 20 00:04:11,892 --> 00:04:15,964 - Monique? Arlette here. Receive me? - Loud and clear. 21 00:04:16,053 --> 00:04:20,172 - He just left the Saint-Sulpice hotel. - How long was he there? 22 00:04:20,214 --> 00:04:24,333 - 18 min., 23 sec. He goes to the Seine. - Ok, we'll take over. Over and out. 23 00:04:24,376 --> 00:04:26,246 Over and out. 24 00:05:18,512 --> 00:05:21,708 - Passport pictures, please? - There, in the back. 25 00:07:16,273 --> 00:07:20,428 Hello, Rolande? Monique here. The Alfa- Romeo just went past Saint-Michel. 26 00:07:20,476 --> 00:07:23,471 Direction of Concorde. Over and out. 27 00:07:27,425 --> 00:07:31,580 Hello, Rolande here. I'm at the Rue Royale. Can you hear me, girls? 28 00:07:31,628 --> 00:07:34,741 He's going towards the Madeleine. 29 00:07:41,490 --> 00:07:43,360 Oh, come on! 30 00:07:44,070 --> 00:07:47,598 - Really, Grégoire! Really... - What's wrong? 31 00:07:47,690 --> 00:07:50,803 - Look at how you're dressed! - Dressed? 32 00:07:51,352 --> 00:07:55,471 - Why, don't I look like a killer? - Don't be stupid. Come. 33 00:07:55,513 --> 00:07:58,449 I was looking for you all night to tell you to dress differently. 34 00:07:58,676 --> 00:08:01,196 - Where were you? - Did you call Josyane? 35 00:08:01,422 --> 00:08:04,121 - Do you think I'm crazy? - Good! I told her I was with you. 36 00:08:04,335 --> 00:08:07,447 Listen Grégoire, your private life is none of my business... 37 00:08:07,622 --> 00:08:14,203 A pity, because 10% of my private life is more fun than 10% of my wages. 38 00:08:14,238 --> 00:08:18,890 By the way, I looked great in the cheese ad with my cowl. 39 00:08:18,941 --> 00:08:21,971 Yes! But after that, they... 40 00:08:22,020 --> 00:08:25,547 - ...didn't want you for the Samaritaine. - What would you know, Frédo. 41 00:08:26,181 --> 00:08:30,299 A killer, these days, is not Palance, it's not Bogart, it's not Brynner. 42 00:08:30,342 --> 00:08:35,491 Shabby, light-footed. 43 00:08:35,544 --> 00:08:38,539 If I put on a moustache... 44 00:08:39,205 --> 00:08:42,283 - There! - Come on now! Hurry! 45 00:08:42,326 --> 00:08:45,735 - I want them to see you first. - Who else is there? 46 00:08:46,487 --> 00:08:50,606 I told you, there are 2 candidates. It's in the bag. 47 00:08:50,649 --> 00:08:54,720 - Not until the contract has been signed. - Frédo, look! It's him. 48 00:08:54,851 --> 00:08:57,846 That's the other actor. 49 00:09:07,002 --> 00:09:09,995 Palance, Bogart, Brynner. 50 00:09:12,284 --> 00:09:14,354 Come on. 51 00:09:14,405 --> 00:09:19,018 The man killed this morning had no known enemies. 52 00:09:19,146 --> 00:09:23,464 He was killed in the Printemps department store. 53 00:09:23,513 --> 00:09:26,707 Showing signs of diabolical imagination... 54 00:09:28,171 --> 00:09:31,365 the murderer acted during the busy hour. 55 00:09:35,283 --> 00:09:38,477 Diabolical imagination. Rapid execution. 56 00:09:40,066 --> 00:09:43,592 Total lack of pity. Believe me, this is the man... 57 00:09:44,766 --> 00:09:49,379 - ...you need to take out Krampe. - Has he worked for you before? 58 00:09:49,424 --> 00:09:53,493 No, but at the airport of Tokyo, 1 year ago, that was Moskowtlz. 59 00:09:53,583 --> 00:09:57,109 - His name's Moskowitz? - His name was Moskowitz on that day. 60 00:09:57,742 --> 00:10:00,853 Do you know him personally? 61 00:10:01,901 --> 00:10:06,514 Nobody knows him. He's had plastic surgery several times. 62 00:10:17,206 --> 00:10:20,199 Which floor, Frédo? - 10. 63 00:10:20,949 --> 00:10:23,646 And you, Sir? - 10. 64 00:10:24,567 --> 00:10:27,265 10. - Like us. 65 00:11:08,986 --> 00:11:13,055 Oh dear, what a disaster! Wait! I'll help you. 66 00:11:13,145 --> 00:11:16,670 - Where is it? - In the back, that door. I'll wait. 67 00:11:25,081 --> 00:11:28,157 This way, Sir. 68 00:11:28,200 --> 00:11:32,270 This way to the toilet. I'll give you a hand. 69 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:35,885 A shame of that beautiful coat. Cashmere, was it? 70 00:11:52,655 --> 00:11:56,181 - I'm here for the contract. - Mr. Barberini's waiting for you. 71 00:12:08,293 --> 00:12:12,923 Let him wait for a second. 72 00:12:25,072 --> 00:12:27,778 Sit down. 73 00:12:28,870 --> 00:12:33,916 It's a fake mirror. From here, you can hear and see everything. 74 00:13:31,936 --> 00:13:34,642 A blackhead. 75 00:13:34,983 --> 00:13:37,689 Excuse me. 76 00:13:43,622 --> 00:13:46,626 So joyous, so emotional... 77 00:13:47,796 --> 00:13:50,918 to finally meet you. 78 00:13:56,937 --> 00:13:59,644 Have a seat. 79 00:14:05,117 --> 00:14:08,656 I've been wanting to work with you for a long time. 80 00:14:10,543 --> 00:14:12,419 Whisky! 81 00:14:19,726 --> 00:14:22,730 Lorenzo. He's my godchild. 82 00:14:22,856 --> 00:14:25,978 - The scenario. - An asshole! 83 00:14:26,487 --> 00:14:29,194 - Me? - No, him. 84 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:33,164 Otto Krampe, nicknamed "The Whale". 85 00:14:38,591 --> 00:14:42,130 - Not bad. Handsome. - Keep them, keep them. 86 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:47,564 Arms smuggling, private plane... 87 00:14:48,316 --> 00:14:51,522 yacht, billions. All from skulduggery and treason... 88 00:14:54,159 --> 00:14:57,698 - I like it. And I'll... - Ah, you understood fast. 89 00:14:59,335 --> 00:15:02,360 It's my job. And why? 90 00:15:03,664 --> 00:15:06,808 Why do I...? 91 00:15:07,909 --> 00:15:09,798 Africa! 92 00:15:10,389 --> 00:15:13,532 The Whale sold lousy arms... 93 00:15:14,592 --> 00:15:18,035 to a third world country. 94 00:15:18,290 --> 00:15:22,403 - And the blackies want his head? - That's it, the blackies... 95 00:15:28,377 --> 00:15:31,367 I love it. When do we start? 96 00:15:31,908 --> 00:15:33,776 Tomorrow. 97 00:15:33,986 --> 00:15:36,976 - In Saint-Tropez. - Nice setting. 98 00:15:37,060 --> 00:15:41,172 Picturesque! Perfumes, lights, beautiful girls... 99 00:15:41,256 --> 00:15:45,321 ...crawling for Krampe and his money. It's his birthday. 100 00:15:45,411 --> 00:15:48,601 - But he's afraid. - May it be his last one. 101 00:15:49,524 --> 00:15:54,334 Death! That's why he hired killers... 102 00:15:54,426 --> 00:15:58,574 - who are also doctors. - Normally, it's the other way around. 103 00:15:58,622 --> 00:16:02,144 There's also Radj Khan. The Whale's damned soul. 104 00:16:04,937 --> 00:16:07,631 An untouchable! 105 00:16:08,261 --> 00:16:16,095 The dagger. -Tied to his wrist. 106 00:16:16,570 --> 00:16:18,064 How did you guess? 107 00:16:18,065 --> 00:16:21,729 Classic. Classic but good. 108 00:16:29,033 --> 00:16:33,099 Violence, suspense... vengeance. Vengeance always pays off. 109 00:16:37,176 --> 00:16:40,167 And you're telling me that? 110 00:16:40,458 --> 00:16:43,862 I'm happy that for our first contract... 111 00:16:44,613 --> 00:16:48,725 - There will be more, I hope? - Now that we've met... 112 00:16:48,768 --> 00:16:52,880 It also depends on the conditions. I'm in high demand, you know. 113 00:16:52,922 --> 00:16:56,113 I know, I know. 100 thousand. 114 00:16:57,077 --> 00:16:59,606 50 now... 115 00:16:59,652 --> 00:17:02,347 and 50 afterwards. Is that alright? 116 00:17:03,308 --> 00:17:06,499 It is. But it's a bargain. 117 00:17:06,923 --> 00:17:09,913 Here's your plane ticket. 118 00:17:10,704 --> 00:17:14,107 You room has been reserved in the Byblos hotel. 119 00:17:15,772 --> 00:17:18,880 - Under which name? - Grégoire Lecomte of course. 120 00:17:19,927 --> 00:17:23,117 Your "accessories" will be ready tomorrow morning. 121 00:17:24,081 --> 00:17:27,189 At Bossoni's. 125 Rue Vieille-du-Temple. 122 00:17:28,319 --> 00:17:31,309 Welcome to the Famiglia. 123 00:17:43,857 --> 00:17:47,048 Wait, I'll hug you too. 124 00:17:47,638 --> 00:17:50,332 Like your godfather. 125 00:19:02,918 --> 00:19:07,874 Hurry up, old chap! We've been waiting half an hour. 126 00:19:07,920 --> 00:19:11,122 Wait a moment. Grégoire Lecomte. 127 00:19:12,089 --> 00:19:14,792 What's he like? 128 00:19:19,884 --> 00:19:23,299 Fantastic! Go get Marthe and Jean-François. 129 00:19:26,679 --> 00:19:30,213 No, don't do that. There's no need for that. 130 00:19:30,848 --> 00:19:34,381 You've got it! You've got the contract. What a face! 131 00:19:35,058 --> 00:19:40,215 You're quite something. I've never seen such an ugly mug. 132 00:19:40,227 --> 00:19:44,306 Where were you hiding? Why have I never met you before? 133 00:19:44,395 --> 00:19:47,597 Sit down. First of all, the scenario: 134 00:19:48,564 --> 00:19:52,098 A Japanese diplomat, on an unofficial mission in Paris... 135 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:55,934 falls in love with a German striptease dancer. 136 00:19:56,901 --> 00:20:01,027 Come in! Look at that! Is that the ugliest face you've ever seen? 137 00:20:01,070 --> 00:20:05,149 - What do you think? - That sure is an ugly face. 138 00:20:05,238 --> 00:20:09,862 Alright, the German striptease dancer's besotted with a Palestinian terrorist. 139 00:20:09,907 --> 00:20:13,025 The Japanese wants to get rid of him. 140 00:20:13,576 --> 00:20:18,615 He's looking for a hitman. And that's when you show up, buddy. 141 00:20:40,880 --> 00:20:44,295 That's it. This is my big break. 142 00:20:45,882 --> 00:20:49,416 I'll show them! I'll show them what a real comedy actor is. 143 00:20:50,092 --> 00:20:53,294 A real one. He gave me his hand to kiss. 144 00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:58,298 Here, look. If I had asked more, he would have given me more. 145 00:20:58,388 --> 00:21:01,803 - Give me my 10,000. - Your 10,000? 146 00:21:02,598 --> 00:21:05,800 10% of 50 thousand is not 10,000. 147 00:21:19,731 --> 00:21:25,019 I have to kill this big guy. In the scenario, he's the Whale. 148 00:21:27,443 --> 00:21:30,146 Funny, no? 149 00:21:32,362 --> 00:21:35,362 Oh, the bitch. It's a disgrace. 150 00:21:35,905 --> 00:21:39,439 - I put in 3 francs half an hour ago. - I'm sorry. 35 minutes. 151 00:21:41,408 --> 00:21:44,194 120 francs for 35 minutes? 152 00:21:44,242 --> 00:21:47,360 Not even whores make that much. 153 00:21:48,411 --> 00:21:51,494 - Is that an insult? - Absolutely, that's an insult. 154 00:21:51,579 --> 00:21:55,658 - Let it go. Come. - This is all about vengeance. 155 00:21:55,706 --> 00:21:59,121 - Driving permit, car insurance. - Get screwed. 156 00:21:59,875 --> 00:22:04,914 What did you do yesterday between 5:03 PM and 6:22 PM at 34 Rue La Fayette? 157 00:22:05,127 --> 00:22:09,219 - And Monday between 12 and 1, 18 Rue... - Are you spying on me, Josyane? 158 00:22:09,267 --> 00:22:13,406 - Did your colleagues keep you informed? - And the Windsor hotel from midnight... 159 00:22:13,449 --> 00:22:16,995 - until 7 in the morning? - Well, I had been at Frédo's. 160 00:22:17,673 --> 00:22:20,885 He was ill. I stayed up all night. 161 00:22:21,813 --> 00:22:25,953 Come, Josyane. I have a great contract. I'm taking you to Saint-Tropez. 162 00:22:25,996 --> 00:22:29,088 - What's wrong with you? - Me? 163 00:22:29,174 --> 00:22:32,184 - He has a... - Yes... yes... 164 00:22:32,770 --> 00:22:36,910 - He's ashamed because of his wife. - No, I'm not ashamed. 165 00:22:36,953 --> 00:22:40,081 Yes, you're ashamed! And besides, I'm fed up. 166 00:22:41,176 --> 00:22:44,722 - I'm fed up as well. - Behave, you're a traffic warden. 167 00:22:45,317 --> 00:22:47,898 - A bit of dignity, please. - Go, get lost. 168 00:22:47,951 --> 00:22:51,497 - You won't need to tell me twice. - You're finished at 10:16 PM. 169 00:22:52,133 --> 00:22:55,560 If you're not back at 11:01 PM... - Shit! 170 00:23:29,563 --> 00:23:34,202 Ragoutoutou, ragout for my pooch. I love it very mooch. Woof, woof woof. 171 00:23:44,953 --> 00:23:49,092 Ragoutoutou! What's that loser doing in this mess? 172 00:23:49,093 --> 00:23:53,232 And I'm not talking about the dog. The dog's fine. Can you explain? 173 00:23:53,275 --> 00:23:57,414 - I'll tell you, Mr Director... - Can we send this ad back? 174 00:23:57,499 --> 00:24:00,925 They only lent it to us for half an hour. 175 00:24:01,639 --> 00:24:03,519 Send it back. 176 00:24:06,574 --> 00:24:10,000 Did you see his appearance? His woollen bonnet. 177 00:24:12,094 --> 00:24:15,640 - Who's the other one? - His agent. He has an agent! 178 00:24:16,277 --> 00:24:20,416 - And the money? Mafia, are you sure? - I'm not sure of anything, Sylvette. 179 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:25,133 We didn't have time to plant bugs. 2 years we've been on this case. 180 00:24:25,184 --> 00:24:29,324 We've been tailing everybody for blacks, whites, mafiosi... 181 00:24:29,366 --> 00:24:33,506 ...diplomats. Everybody except the hitman who's after the Whale. 182 00:24:33,548 --> 00:24:37,094 - Is he married? - Yes, to a florist. It's all here. 183 00:24:37,731 --> 00:24:41,823 But he lives with a woman called Josyane Leblanc. A traffic warden. 184 00:24:41,913 --> 00:24:45,041 The theater, the ads... 185 00:24:45,551 --> 00:24:49,690 - It could all be a cover. - And if he's really the killer... 186 00:24:49,733 --> 00:24:53,159 - I intervene? - Yes, but too late. Secret service... 187 00:24:53,915 --> 00:24:57,460 had been following this case and was nearby... 188 00:24:58,097 --> 00:25:02,736 ...but regrets having been unable to prevent the murder of Otto Krampe... 189 00:25:02,823 --> 00:25:06,368 the well-known arms smuggler. The murderer was, of course... 190 00:25:07,005 --> 00:25:10,217 ...immediately arrested and incarcerated. Et cetera. 191 00:25:10,643 --> 00:25:14,189 - Are you following me, Sylvette? - I'm following you, Mr. Director. 192 00:25:14,825 --> 00:25:20,345 Be ready tonight at 10:30 PM. Le Splendide theater, Rue des Lombards. 193 00:25:21,015 --> 00:25:24,143 I'm telling you he's not a coward. 194 00:25:25,322 --> 00:25:28,534 You're a coward. 195 00:25:30,508 --> 00:25:33,934 You don't have the guts to tell him that he's a coward. 196 00:25:34,690 --> 00:25:37,700 I don't? Repeat that. 197 00:25:38,914 --> 00:25:41,924 You don't have the guts. 198 00:25:50,331 --> 00:25:53,757 If you did, you'd already have told him. 199 00:25:59,281 --> 00:26:02,373 What's Grégoire doing? 200 00:26:13,918 --> 00:26:17,113 You know what? You're a coward. 201 00:26:43,041 --> 00:26:47,158 You'll have to replace me starting tomorrow. I'm going to the Cote... 202 00:26:47,201 --> 00:26:51,816 - You could have told me earlier. - But I didn't know, old chap. 203 00:27:13,703 --> 00:27:16,401 Grégoire? Grégoire! 204 00:27:18,487 --> 00:27:21,682 - Do we know each other? - No, but we will. 205 00:27:22,772 --> 00:27:25,967 - Can I have an autograph? - Yes, of course. 206 00:27:28,306 --> 00:27:31,714 - I don't have any paper. - Well, me neither. 207 00:27:32,424 --> 00:27:35,951 Sign there. I'll take the label off. Pen. 208 00:27:38,665 --> 00:27:42,736 I always have a bottle. I'm on a diet. 209 00:27:42,825 --> 00:27:46,943 - You shouldn't be. What's your name? - Bunny. My real name's Sylvette... 210 00:27:46,986 --> 00:27:49,684 but I don't like that name. 211 00:27:53,809 --> 00:27:57,336 You're a fantastic actor. 212 00:27:57,927 --> 00:28:01,454 - Those slaps in the face... - I'm just doing friends a favour. 213 00:28:02,088 --> 00:28:06,206 But it's my last day. Tomorrow, I start shooting a movie in Saint-Tropez. 214 00:28:06,290 --> 00:28:09,366 - Which genre? - Butch Cassidy, The Sting. 215 00:28:09,368 --> 00:28:12,895 - The style of Redford, Newman. - I saw you in cinema... 216 00:28:13,529 --> 00:28:17,056 in a very funny ad with a marmot hat. 217 00:28:17,731 --> 00:28:22,299 The cheese ad. I shot that last year, in Norway. 218 00:28:22,349 --> 00:28:25,461 Norway! Saint-Tropez, Norway. 219 00:28:26,010 --> 00:28:30,081 - That's the life, isn't it? - And you, what do you do? 220 00:28:30,212 --> 00:28:33,739 I work at a chemist's in Saint-Germain. Perfume department. 221 00:28:34,331 --> 00:28:37,858 But I was trained as a laundry worker. 222 00:28:38,491 --> 00:28:42,609 Laundry worker! I've never had a... I mean I don't know any laundry workers. 223 00:28:42,693 --> 00:28:46,764 My mother has an artisanal shop, everything hand-made, you know. 224 00:28:46,812 --> 00:28:50,339 - Christening dresses, and everything... - Tell me... 225 00:28:52,012 --> 00:28:55,208 - are you free? Want to go for a drink? - Alright. 226 00:28:55,674 --> 00:28:59,200 What! Like in a man is imagination. 227 00:28:59,792 --> 00:29:03,910 I said to Claudine, the other day, imagination... 228 00:29:03,953 --> 00:29:08,070 Young guys don't have any. They can't make you laugh. 229 00:29:08,155 --> 00:29:12,226 Take you on a trip to the Galapagos Islands, make you feel like... 230 00:29:12,273 --> 00:29:15,800 you're a character in a romantic story. They can't take off your jeans... 231 00:29:16,434 --> 00:29:19,961 as if they're an evening gown. 232 00:29:22,175 --> 00:29:24,873 Oh, look! 233 00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:31,738 Poor Josyane. 234 00:29:35,904 --> 00:29:38,899 What an asshole, this guy. Wait. 235 00:30:07,981 --> 00:30:10,975 Hello? Hello, Arlette. 236 00:30:13,140 --> 00:30:16,252 Rue des Lombards? How long ago? 237 00:30:17,300 --> 00:30:20,412 Thanks for calling me Hello, Arlette! 238 00:30:20,961 --> 00:30:25,032 Is she a brunette or a blonde? Yes, you're right, it doesn't matter. 239 00:30:25,621 --> 00:30:28,319 Alright, bye- 240 00:30:55,784 --> 00:30:58,778 Hey! But... Stop! 241 00:30:59,986 --> 00:31:03,513 - What are you doing? - I'm taking off your evening gown. 242 00:31:04,188 --> 00:31:06,058 Not here. 243 00:31:07,349 --> 00:31:10,461 We need a palm tree... 244 00:31:11,510 --> 00:31:15,037 the moon, 2 glasses of champagne. Music... 245 00:31:15,545 --> 00:31:17,416 I have that. 246 00:31:21,786 --> 00:31:24,898 - Is my bow tie alright? - One moment. 247 00:31:25,988 --> 00:31:29,100 We haven't met yet. Tell me.. 248 00:31:30,148 --> 00:31:33,143 How did we meet? 249 00:31:33,435 --> 00:31:36,962 - Far away. In South America. - Were there are all these nasty men... 250 00:31:38,136 --> 00:31:41,331 after you who want to kill you. 251 00:31:42,796 --> 00:31:46,323 You're really cute, Bunny. You turn it into a movie. 252 00:31:48,828 --> 00:31:51,940 - Then, one night... - I just survived one of... 253 00:31:52,989 --> 00:31:56,516 their attempts at my life. Then I see you. 254 00:31:57,149 --> 00:32:00,676 On the patio of a palace in Rio. In a blue uniform. 255 00:32:01,850 --> 00:32:04,927 - Oh no, not a blue uniform. - Why? 256 00:32:04,929 --> 00:32:08,006 - We look each other in the eyes. - Electricity. 257 00:32:08,049 --> 00:32:12,167 I take your hand and free you from the millionaire you were with. 258 00:32:12,210 --> 00:32:15,204 - Oh yes! - I kiss you. 259 00:32:15,663 --> 00:32:17,533 Like crazy! 260 00:32:20,572 --> 00:32:24,643 10:42 PM! I have to go home. - Why? Is she jealous? 261 00:32:24,733 --> 00:32:28,259 No, it's more complicated than that. I'll explain. 262 00:32:28,518 --> 00:32:31,630 - Don't bother. - Yes, I will. See, Josyane... 263 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:34,876 - Is she your wife? - No, I'm divorced... 264 00:32:36,548 --> 00:32:39,660 ...well separated. Josyane is... 265 00:32:40,916 --> 00:32:43,911 - It's tragic. - Why? 266 00:32:44,078 --> 00:32:47,190 Josyane's vulnerable. 267 00:32:49,612 --> 00:32:51,682 She's blind. 268 00:32:51,775 --> 00:32:54,473 Asshole! Bastard! 269 00:33:02,384 --> 00:33:07,366 She can't do anything without me. I have to dress her, undress her... 270 00:33:07,418 --> 00:33:11,793 - What does she do all day? - Watch TV and wait for me. 271 00:33:11,837 --> 00:33:16,876 The radio, I mean! And she knits oven mitts for other blind people. 272 00:33:26,092 --> 00:33:29,626 Never a moment of impatience, never a minute of rebellion. 273 00:33:30,303 --> 00:33:33,718 She accepts her fate, thanking heaven for... 274 00:33:34,429 --> 00:33:38,508 - her blessings. - And one of her blessings... 275 00:33:38,598 --> 00:33:41,716 - is you. - Me, who swore... 276 00:33:42,808 --> 00:33:47,467 to be home each night at 11:01, to put her in her little pink bed. 277 00:33:47,476 --> 00:33:52,100 - No, we'll see each other tomorrow. - At 7, the guide dog takes my place. 278 00:35:21,974 --> 00:35:25,603 You're a bastard. 279 00:35:41,149 --> 00:35:44,267 I'll dump him. This time it's over. 280 00:35:53,446 --> 00:35:56,446 Get your suitcases. We're leaving. 281 00:36:03,450 --> 00:36:06,651 My safari jacket. Have you gone mad? 282 00:36:16,497 --> 00:36:19,497 My manuscripts. My headphones. 283 00:36:20,665 --> 00:36:24,744 Josyane, I came to get you. We're going to Saint-Tropez. 284 00:36:24,875 --> 00:36:29,001 You're asking me to come along because you know that I can't. 285 00:36:29,002 --> 00:36:33,128 Always the same. You ask me to marry you, but you refuse to divorce. 286 00:36:33,171 --> 00:36:35,660 I can't divorce. You don't divorce a blind woman. 287 00:36:35,880 --> 00:36:39,793 A blind florist. Do you think I'm stupid? 288 00:36:40,007 --> 00:36:44,655 Anybody can be blind... 289 00:36:47,677 --> 00:36:48,815 It's a disgrace... 290 00:36:49,427 --> 00:36:55,629 calling me a liar... horrible. 291 00:36:56,013 --> 00:36:59,203 And what about my records? Give them back. 292 00:37:09,519 --> 00:37:12,519 Here are your records. 293 00:37:18,606 --> 00:37:22,140 Excuse me, Sir. She was aiming at me. She's jealous. 294 00:37:22,650 --> 00:37:25,768 She's terrible. If you only knew... 295 00:37:25,818 --> 00:37:29,351 My skis. You're wrong, Josyane, you're wrong. 296 00:37:30,528 --> 00:37:34,062 This is not the moment. I said this is not the moment. 297 00:39:31,203 --> 00:39:34,618 - Mr. Bozzoni, please. - One second. 298 00:39:36,914 --> 00:39:40,032 - Salvatore! - Yes? I'm coming. 299 00:39:43,333 --> 00:39:46,037 Grégoire Lecomte. 300 00:39:48,044 --> 00:39:51,044 Ah, I was expecting you. 301 00:39:51,670 --> 00:39:55,204 Just a moment. Giovanna, are you finished with the gentleman? 302 00:39:55,839 --> 00:39:59,254 Ah, Mr. Marcus! Arrivederci. Don't worry. 303 00:40:00,007 --> 00:40:04,169 Your jacket will be ready tomorrow Darling, go have a coffee. 304 00:40:04,217 --> 00:40:07,335 It will do you good. Warms you up. 305 00:40:09,928 --> 00:40:13,343 - Are you leaving this morning? - Air France, 1:05 PM. 306 00:40:13,888 --> 00:40:17,006 Do you have the accessories? 307 00:40:19,182 --> 00:40:21,885 There. Careful. 308 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:57,398 It's for you. Signor Barberini. 309 00:40:58,573 --> 00:41:02,107 - Hello? Yes, it's me. - Do you have the Bulgarian umbrella? 310 00:41:04,075 --> 00:41:07,609 - It's Bulgarian? - How do you like it? 311 00:41:07,744 --> 00:41:11,277 It's not bad. It's just an umbrella, you know. 312 00:41:11,954 --> 00:41:16,993 Isn't it? It could be confused with any other umbrella. 313 00:41:17,539 --> 00:41:21,618 Yes, it could be confused with any other umbrella. 314 00:41:21,833 --> 00:41:25,367 - By the way, how about the costumes? - The costumes? 315 00:41:26,001 --> 00:41:30,127 I don't like to work in my own clothes. All the dirt they attract. 316 00:41:30,170 --> 00:41:33,703 - Haemoglobin, blood. - Get me a docket. 317 00:41:34,338 --> 00:41:39,378 Ok. I've got to go. I can't miss the plane. Ciao. 318 00:41:47,344 --> 00:41:51,967 Ragoutoutou, ragout for my pooch. I love it very mooch. 319 00:41:53,721 --> 00:41:54,824 It's him! 320 00:42:56,456 --> 00:42:59,574 Reel him in, Mr. Krampe. He's ready. 321 00:43:07,502 --> 00:43:10,518 - Are you going to talk? - No. 322 00:43:22,251 --> 00:43:25,267 - Hello? - Can I talk to Mr. Krampe? 323 00:43:40,478 --> 00:43:43,159 Krampe, yes? 324 00:43:43,201 --> 00:43:46,300 - Which flight? - Air France, 1:05 PM. 325 00:43:46,344 --> 00:43:49,896 - What does he look like? - Like a madman. A dangerous madman. 326 00:43:50,031 --> 00:43:53,583 That's not what I asked, idiot. Describe him. 327 00:43:54,556 --> 00:43:58,490 Blond, curly hair, blue eyes. He travels under the name of Lecomte. 328 00:43:58,495 --> 00:44:02,047 - Does he have the Bulgarian umbrella? - I just gave it to him. 329 00:44:04,696 --> 00:44:08,796 - What's wrong, Bozzoni? - No names, please. No names. 330 00:44:08,886 --> 00:44:12,986 - If anyone heard you... - Double-cross, double money... 331 00:44:13,076 --> 00:44:16,092 ...double risk, Mr. Bozzoni. 332 00:44:18,398 --> 00:44:22,843 1:05 PM, flight 406, Air France. - I'll call the Fairy. 333 00:44:23,132 --> 00:44:26,267 He won't arrive in Nice, Mr. Krampe. 334 00:44:27,281 --> 00:44:30,833 Doctor? I don't think we need Mr Bumbako any more. 335 00:44:57,072 --> 00:45:00,170 - I'll be right back. - Where are you going? 336 00:45:00,214 --> 00:45:03,767 - To get you some mimosa. - It's stupid to go to Nice... 337 00:45:04,405 --> 00:45:07,122 with mimosa. 338 00:45:08,595 --> 00:45:10,478 I'll be back. 339 00:45:15,927 --> 00:45:20,027 - Listen, did you lose some weight? - Oh... stop it, Grégoire. 340 00:45:20,117 --> 00:45:24,264 - You look great. - I'm so happy that I'm... 341 00:45:24,307 --> 00:45:28,955 not living with you any more. Mimosa, as usual? This? 342 00:45:29,335 --> 00:45:32,553 How are you doing? You look good. 343 00:45:33,735 --> 00:45:37,835 - I have a problem, though. - Why? What problem? 344 00:45:37,925 --> 00:45:42,072 Didier, my guy, wants us to get married. He's nagging like you wouldn't believe. 345 00:45:42,115 --> 00:45:46,262 Tell him you can't divorce him. I'm your best protection. 346 00:45:46,305 --> 00:45:50,452 - Yes, but he knows we have no children. - There are many other reasons. 347 00:45:50,495 --> 00:45:53,594 - Like what? - What does your Didier do? 348 00:45:53,638 --> 00:45:57,785 - He works for a road service. - Tell him I'm blind. 349 00:45:57,828 --> 00:46:01,380 - You're crazy, aren't you? - You'll keep your guy and your freedom. 350 00:46:04,113 --> 00:46:08,260 I had a job around the corner, so I came to see you. 351 00:46:08,303 --> 00:46:11,020 Juliette... 352 00:46:17,186 --> 00:46:19,069 Excuse me. 353 00:46:29,044 --> 00:46:31,761 Hold that, please. 354 00:46:32,396 --> 00:46:35,530 Pretty face. Friendly, masculine... 355 00:46:36,209 --> 00:46:39,427 Anti-Semitic nose, but nice. 356 00:46:40,231 --> 00:46:43,783 Week, hanging cheeks. Very thick eyebrows. 357 00:46:45,636 --> 00:46:49,188 A jealous guy, be careful. Mouth like a chicken's ass. 358 00:46:52,801 --> 00:46:55,935 I don't like him. I don't approve. 359 00:47:03,234 --> 00:47:05,952 - Thank you. - Who's that? 360 00:47:07,383 --> 00:47:10,064 - My husband. - Is he blind? 361 00:47:10,106 --> 00:47:13,205 - Yes. - But you never told me. 362 00:47:13,249 --> 00:47:16,801 No. But that's why I can't get a divorce. 363 00:47:20,372 --> 00:47:23,089 Come on. 364 00:47:24,394 --> 00:47:27,410 Are you crazy? Murderers! 365 00:47:36,545 --> 00:47:39,263 - Here. - Thank you. 366 00:47:48,319 --> 00:47:53,385 Hello, Josyane? Frangoise speaking. He's going towards Porte de Champeret. 367 00:47:53,599 --> 00:47:58,247 - Is she still with him? - Yes, Huguette takes over. Over and out. 368 00:48:23,432 --> 00:48:26,448 - Are we in first class? - Of course. 369 00:48:26,575 --> 00:48:29,709 Do you think they'll have caviar? 370 00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:37,761 Seats B and C, to your right. 371 00:48:41,659 --> 00:48:45,211 Behind these people. Your cigarette, please. 372 00:48:51,715 --> 00:48:54,933 - The plane to Nice, please. - Building 4. 373 00:49:04,285 --> 00:49:07,837 The flight to Nice, 405 - It just left, Mr... 374 00:49:13,168 --> 00:49:16,267 What time's the next flight? 375 00:49:23,028 --> 00:49:26,541 Champagne's nice. And it's a diuretic. 376 00:49:28,207 --> 00:49:32,308 - Don't you have any caviar? - No, only on long distance flights. 377 00:49:32,350 --> 00:49:36,451 - Aren't we on the plane to Rio? - No, this is flight 405... 378 00:49:36,493 --> 00:49:38,520 to Nice. 379 00:49:38,565 --> 00:49:42,619 But that's terrible. I'm taking this lady to South America. 380 00:49:42,708 --> 00:49:46,220 - It took me months to convince her. - It's all he thinks about. 381 00:49:46,851 --> 00:49:50,905 I've been going on about Copacabana. And we land in Nice. 382 00:49:50,994 --> 00:49:55,094 I'm going to look like a fool. She'll think I'm a joker. 383 00:49:55,137 --> 00:49:58,649 That's true. I'm really disappointed in the destination. 384 00:50:01,144 --> 00:50:03,619 Bunny? .Yes? 385 00:50:03,672 --> 00:50:06,853 I think... I'm in love with you. 386 00:50:07,566 --> 00:50:11,667 No. You just want to jump me. That's why you took me here. 387 00:50:11,709 --> 00:50:14,891 - That was true, at first. - And at last? 388 00:50:15,313 --> 00:50:19,944 At last, that changed. You take the plane to Nice but you land in Rio. 389 00:50:19,995 --> 00:50:24,096 - But it's the other way around today. - *But today there's the movie. 390 00:50:24,138 --> 00:50:28,192 - Is the contract that important to you? - I've been waiting for a part... 391 00:50:28,281 --> 00:50:31,675 like that all my life. You know, Bunny... 392 00:50:33,460 --> 00:50:36,559 I brag, I act all cool. 393 00:50:38,887 --> 00:50:41,986 But I'm just a little guy. 394 00:50:43,818 --> 00:50:47,918 That's going to change now. You will be a big star, Grégoire. 395 00:50:47,961 --> 00:50:51,024 - Do you really think so? - I'm sure of it. 396 00:50:51,068 --> 00:50:55,122 I know it, I feel it. You're going to show them... 397 00:50:55,211 --> 00:50:58,723 - what a real comedy actor is. - Bunny, I adore you. 398 00:50:59,354 --> 00:51:02,748 - Bunny, shall we get married? - But you're already married. 399 00:51:02,958 --> 00:51:06,140 And you can't divorce a blind woman. 400 00:51:06,604 --> 00:51:10,658 Maybe we can take her to Lourdes. We'll pray all 3... 401 00:51:10,747 --> 00:51:13,929 and on the way back, the 2 of us get married. 402 00:51:14,352 --> 00:51:18,452 - Why are you wiggling like that? - You're right, the champagne... 403 00:51:18,495 --> 00:51:21,181 I'll be back. 404 00:51:35,605 --> 00:51:39,000 Ladies and gentlemen, we maybe approaching... 405 00:51:39,748 --> 00:51:43,261 some turbulence. Stay in your seats, please. 406 00:51:50,727 --> 00:51:55,358 Excuse me, I didn't... Miss... Oh, I mean... Sir... 407 00:51:55,409 --> 00:51:58,508 Go back to your seats, please. 408 00:52:24,286 --> 00:52:28,387 We're about to land in Nice. To the left of the plane... 409 00:52:28,429 --> 00:52:31,823 - ...you can see Saint-Tropez. - Have a look. 410 00:52:33,069 --> 00:52:36,133 - Look at the boats. - Oh, that's pretty. 411 00:52:36,177 --> 00:52:38,863 That's the harbour. 412 00:53:43,501 --> 00:53:47,013 It looks like a heart attack to me. 413 00:53:50,875 --> 00:53:54,388 Stanilas Lefort, aka Constantin Patakis, alias Pierre Juvet... 414 00:53:54,977 --> 00:53:59,573 called The Fairy. Wanted by crime, vice and narcotics departments. 415 00:54:04,216 --> 00:54:07,728 - And you think it was a heart attack? - Look, boss. 416 00:54:12,502 --> 00:54:15,508 The Fairy's dead. He killed him. 417 00:54:21,272 --> 00:54:25,904 Don't get worked up, Mr. Krampe. Don't make your blood pressure go up. 418 00:54:27,243 --> 00:54:30,367 - Did you bring your tools? - Of course. 419 00:54:35,178 --> 00:54:40,143 - He can't arrive at the Byblos. - Why not cancel the event? 420 00:54:40,189 --> 00:54:44,821 Because I'm not enough of a coward and too much of a snob, idiot. 421 00:54:47,706 --> 00:54:49,583 Grégoire! 422 00:54:50,629 --> 00:54:52,506 Frédo! 423 00:54:52,717 --> 00:54:55,924 Frédo! What are you doing here? 424 00:54:56,350 --> 00:55:00,483 We just arrived and Mireille and let's pick up Grégoire. 425 00:55:00,526 --> 00:55:04,066 - We'll drop him off in Saint-Tropez. - Hello, kids. 426 00:55:04,702 --> 00:55:08,835 This is Mireille and this is Bunny. As in Bugs Bunny. And Lucien, Amélie... 427 00:55:08,878 --> 00:55:11,966 - Olivier and Véronique. - Aurélien. 428 00:55:12,010 --> 00:55:15,550 - Aurélien, Julie, Arthur and Monique. - Ah yes, I... 429 00:55:16,186 --> 00:55:21,235 And Grégoire, her godchild. Looks like his mother, no? 430 00:55:21,740 --> 00:55:24,746 Hey, baby? 431 00:55:26,125 --> 00:55:29,130 Come, let's go. 432 00:55:31,846 --> 00:55:34,969 Traffic wasn't too bad? 433 00:55:36,022 --> 00:55:40,155 With 5 kids, that never piss at the same time, you can't go fast. 434 00:55:40,198 --> 00:55:42,906 Tell me... 435 00:55:43,121 --> 00:55:47,207 A transvestite died on the plane. Can you believe that? 436 00:55:48,383 --> 00:55:52,552 - I'll get me some mineral water. - Alright, I'll get the car. 437 00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:55,606 Daddy, we'll go with you. 438 00:55:56,192 --> 00:55:58,900 - Grégoire? - What? 439 00:56:01,621 --> 00:56:05,161 - Who's the slut? - Cute, isn't she? 440 00:56:05,254 --> 00:56:08,675 - And is he cute? - Don't start again. 441 00:56:09,430 --> 00:56:13,563 The resemblance is my punishment. He's the only one not to see it. 442 00:56:13,606 --> 00:56:17,739 It's so clear. Sometimes I think I'm carrying you on my back. 443 00:56:17,782 --> 00:56:21,868 - One day I'll tell Frédo everything. - No, don't tell him. Don't crack. 444 00:56:21,958 --> 00:56:25,498 - It happened only once. There's no proof. - He's the proof. 445 00:56:26,134 --> 00:56:29,756 His nose, his mouth, his gestures, his antics, his lies... 446 00:56:29,809 --> 00:56:33,349 - He doesn't talk yet. - You lie without talking too. 447 00:56:34,820 --> 00:56:37,943 - How much is it? - 6 francs, please. 448 00:56:38,787 --> 00:56:40,664 Thanks. 449 00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:51,309 Wait for me. 450 00:56:51,732 --> 00:56:55,154 - Alright, in the car. - Move up, kids. 451 00:57:01,838 --> 00:57:05,379 Come on Frédo, go. Oh, my Grégoire's so cute. 452 00:57:46,521 --> 00:57:50,062 I'm going crazy. Do something. 453 00:57:51,032 --> 00:57:54,155 Alright, quiet. Listen to your daddy. 454 00:58:22,560 --> 00:58:25,268 Hey, asshole! 455 00:58:26,736 --> 00:58:30,869 - The umbrella's not a weapon. - He's driving on the white lines. 456 00:58:30,912 --> 00:58:35,961 He could kill everybody. Bravo! How did you get rid of Josyane? 457 00:58:37,176 --> 00:58:40,597 - Excuse me. - Yes, why didn't Josyane come along? 458 00:58:41,352 --> 00:58:44,773 Why, why? You really don't know why? 459 00:58:45,319 --> 00:58:48,860 - No, I don't see why. - That's exactly it. 460 00:58:49,746 --> 00:58:54,378 Josyane doesn't see anything either. Well, you know her. You know, Josyane... 461 00:58:54,924 --> 00:58:58,464 - She's gone completely loopy. - She's blind. 462 00:58:58,557 --> 00:59:02,097 Blind... the poor girl's blind? 463 00:59:02,232 --> 00:59:05,439 That's exactly what I told Bunny. 464 00:59:31,589 --> 00:59:34,713 Stop it. You'll poke somebody's eye out. 465 00:59:34,763 --> 00:59:37,887 - Give me that. - I can't see anything, shit. 466 00:59:38,772 --> 00:59:41,896 - Idiot! - Close that umbrella. 467 01:00:07,211 --> 01:00:10,751 - What's happening? - The boat got punctured. 468 01:00:26,963 --> 01:00:29,969 Hold tight, children. 469 01:00:31,515 --> 01:00:35,055 - For heaven's sake, stop the car. - Brake then. 470 01:00:35,649 --> 01:00:38,357 But I am braking. 471 01:00:40,368 --> 01:00:43,908 - Papa, I have to pee. - Leave me in peace. Not now. 472 01:01:03,127 --> 01:01:06,520 - It's over. - No damage? No damage? 473 01:01:08,635 --> 01:01:11,616 Everybody's in one piece? 474 01:01:17,209 --> 01:01:19,894 Careful! 475 01:01:21,143 --> 01:01:23,829 - What? - Nothing. 476 01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:52,718 Ladies and gentlemen. Good evening. 477 01:01:52,909 --> 01:01:55,984 We're very happy to have been invited tonight at this party... 478 01:01:56,181 --> 01:01:59,197 ...given by Otto Krampe in the Byblos hotel, in Saint-Tropez. 479 01:01:59,412 --> 01:02:02,168 Like we were happy 20 years ago to have been invited to the bal of... 480 01:02:02,352 --> 01:02:06,946 ...the Count of Esteguie In Venice. Our cameras were already there. 481 01:02:16,351 --> 01:02:17,788 The same excessive luxury... 482 01:02:18,008 --> 01:02:20,034 the same amount of champagne and caviar. 483 01:02:20,244 --> 01:02:22,836 And the same crowd, from all over the world... 484 01:02:23,019 --> 01:02:26,105 is being photographed by the sensational press. 485 01:02:26,332 --> 01:02:28,794 All TV channels are filming here, covering... 486 01:02:28,983 --> 01:02:31,928 the event of the season. The man called the Whale... 487 01:02:32,172 --> 01:02:35,741 by his friends, seems to be celebrating more than... 488 01:02:35,941 --> 01:02:39,133 just his birthday. 489 01:03:25,723 --> 01:03:29,234 I'm very happy, because they followed my instructions. 490 01:03:31,397 --> 01:03:34,908 - The theme of the Great Gatsby. - Why Gatsby? 491 01:03:35,000 --> 01:03:39,630 I really admire Scott Fitzgerald. And I could be the last tycoon. 492 01:03:39,680 --> 01:03:43,273 They say this party's costing you more than a million francs. 493 01:03:43,325 --> 01:03:46,423 I never count money. 494 01:04:05,773 --> 01:04:08,953 Oh, it looks so rich. 495 01:04:10,742 --> 01:04:13,723 Bye, Frédo. Thanks. 496 01:04:14,387 --> 01:04:17,368 This way, Miss. 497 01:04:17,452 --> 01:04:22,459 I'll come see you tomorrow. I wanted to I trust you. 498 01:04:22,546 --> 01:04:26,057 - Why do you say that? - No special reason. Because! Like you. 499 01:04:26,481 --> 01:04:29,992 And I think you'll be great in this movie. Alright. 500 01:04:31,658 --> 01:04:35,169 I'm off. They're waiting for me in Pampelune. 501 01:04:44,124 --> 01:04:47,222 What are you doing? Are you coming? 502 01:04:53,070 --> 01:04:56,168 - Hello, Sir. - Grégoire Lecomte. 503 01:04:57,419 --> 01:05:00,399 I reserved a suite. 504 01:05:11,293 --> 01:05:14,827 - There should also be a scenario for me. - Mr. Lecomte... 505 01:05:15,462 --> 01:05:18,663 - I don't see it. - But look well. 506 01:05:19,338 --> 01:05:22,872 - Grégoire, come. They're shooting. - Shooting? 507 01:05:24,758 --> 01:05:29,382 Look there. The big guy. That's the Whale. My partner. 508 01:05:42,183 --> 01:05:44,306 Ah, there... Mr. Lecomte. 509 01:05:48,936 --> 01:05:51,888 Please fill in this form. 510 01:06:00,900 --> 01:06:04,101 Look at that face. 511 01:06:05,402 --> 01:06:08,402 But that's Radj Khan. 512 01:06:09,696 --> 01:06:12,696 Is that you, Radj Khan? 513 01:06:15,782 --> 01:06:17,431 Come, come. 514 01:06:21,243 --> 01:06:23,069 Hello, Mr. Khan. 515 01:06:23,119 --> 01:06:26,534 In the movie, he's the bodyguard of the other character. 516 01:06:31,039 --> 01:06:34,122 - He's an untouchable. - A what? 517 01:06:34,166 --> 01:06:38,790 Shh! In his country, it's an insult. I know things about you. 518 01:06:39,877 --> 01:06:43,411 Look Bunny, regarde, I mean look... Shall we show her? 519 01:06:43,629 --> 01:06:46,629 Shall we? Hop, hop! 520 01:06:47,922 --> 01:06:52,250 Little sneak, you. What do you think of that? Here. 521 01:06:52,299 --> 01:06:55,300 You'll see. Look. 522 01:06:57,218 --> 01:06:59,685 He's the William Tell of Bengal. 523 01:07:00,303 --> 01:07:03,304 Alright, show her. 524 01:07:07,515 --> 01:07:10,716 Go on, give a demonstration. I'm not afraid. 525 01:07:11,142 --> 01:07:13,181 - Camera! - Running. 526 01:07:13,226 --> 01:07:15,799 One... The other one. 527 01:07:24,690 --> 01:07:26,564 That's it. 528 01:07:30,109 --> 01:07:34,188 Bravo! But it's not just me. I'm not on my own. Bravo! 529 01:07:34,611 --> 01:07:37,813 Bravo, old chap, fantastic. Hats off. Turban. 530 01:07:38,780 --> 01:07:42,314 - You scared me. - Guys, don't go. 531 01:07:43,991 --> 01:07:47,073 - Are you the director? - Yes. 532 01:07:47,117 --> 01:07:51,196 You hold the camera in your hand. The style of Lelouch. Bravo. Lecomte. 533 01:07:51,286 --> 01:07:55,412 Scenario, schedule, work plan? I just arrived. 534 01:07:55,454 --> 01:07:58,537 - So I need some information. - Who are you? 535 01:07:58,581 --> 01:08:02,707 I'm the hitman, the one that kills the Whale. 536 01:08:02,750 --> 01:08:05,832 - How do you see him? - Who? 537 01:08:05,876 --> 01:08:09,955 Who? My character. How do I play him? Like a neurotic? 538 01:08:10,253 --> 01:08:12,707 Relaxed? 539 01:08:12,754 --> 01:08:16,169 - Extroverted? - Mr Lecomte, please. 540 01:08:16,298 --> 01:08:19,997 Don't move, I'll be right back. Alright, little fellow. Good, good. 541 01:08:20,049 --> 01:08:23,050 Who's the idiot? 542 01:08:23,801 --> 01:08:26,802 Is the lady with you? 543 01:08:28,053 --> 01:08:31,587 - Yes, why? - Your wife's already here. 544 01:08:32,013 --> 01:08:35,547 - What? Which wife? - A young brunette. 545 01:08:35,682 --> 01:08:40,722 She arrived at 1 o'clock and asked for your room. She's in room 203. 546 01:08:40,934 --> 01:08:43,935 Oh God, that's Josyane. 547 01:08:44,436 --> 01:08:48,515 - Don't you have another room? - Sorry, we have no vacancies. 548 01:08:48,646 --> 01:08:51,764 - So are we going up? - No, down. 549 01:08:57,442 --> 01:09:02,102 Buy some evening gowns, beach wear, anything that takes time. 550 01:09:02,153 --> 01:09:07,441 - I mean, take all your time. - Thanks. Which colour do you like? 551 01:09:28,207 --> 01:09:31,325 Is it you? Did you come? Are you here? 552 01:09:32,042 --> 01:09:34,911 - Where is she? - Who "she"? 553 01:09:34,960 --> 01:09:38,494 The slut from the Rue des Lombards. From the Place Pereire. 554 01:09:39,129 --> 01:09:42,129 Don't come down. I'll come up. 555 01:09:42,255 --> 01:09:45,789 Place Pereire, place Pereire... Rue des Lombards... 556 01:09:47,466 --> 01:09:51,664 A slut... ah! That's Frédo's mistress. 557 01:09:52,177 --> 01:09:55,710 - Frédo has a mistress? - Not one, he has 12 of them! 558 01:09:56,345 --> 01:10:00,471 Dozens! Frédo's a maniac. Now, the little lady you mentioned... 559 01:10:00,514 --> 01:10:04,048 I'm glad you brought her up. 560 01:10:04,682 --> 01:10:08,808 He seduced her and abandoned her again. And seduced her and abandoned her again. 561 01:10:08,851 --> 01:10:12,977 This morning, at the Place Pereire, before going on holiday with the family. 562 01:10:13,020 --> 01:10:18,177 Do you know how many dogs are abandoned like that, before the holidays? 563 01:10:18,231 --> 01:10:22,855 - But you were at the Place Pereire. - Yes, I was. He asked me to... 564 01:10:22,899 --> 01:10:27,025 - Take her back to the dog kennel? - Yes. No. What are you on about? 565 01:10:27,068 --> 01:10:31,728 I had to tell her he couldn't go to the Galapagos Islands with her any more. 566 01:10:31,779 --> 01:10:35,858 And that asshole promised her to go to the Galapagos Islands with her. 567 01:10:35,947 --> 01:10:39,481 Because he had to take the Concorde in the morning to discuss... 568 01:10:40,116 --> 01:10:43,234 Woody Allen's contract in New York. 569 01:10:44,285 --> 01:10:47,819 - And did the silly cow believe you? - No, she didn't. 570 01:10:47,911 --> 01:10:53,199 - Frédo, father of 5, a sex maniac? - Well, that's why he has 5 children. 571 01:10:57,207 --> 01:10:59,081 Hello? Yes. 572 01:11:00,334 --> 01:11:03,452 - It's me, Bunny. - Work. 573 01:11:03,961 --> 01:11:08,040 I found some things. Except I hesitate between 2 colours... 574 01:11:08,213 --> 01:11:12,837 - pink or beige. - Shirt 46, pants 44... 575 01:11:12,840 --> 01:11:17,880 - waist 67, head 18. - What are you saying? Are you crazy? 576 01:11:18,051 --> 01:11:21,252 - Who is it? - The dresser for the costumes. 577 01:11:21,802 --> 01:11:25,881 Josyane, darling, run me a bath, because I'm beat. 578 01:11:25,971 --> 01:11:30,595 - Yes, yes. I'll come down to try it on. - Don't worry, I'm coming up. 579 01:11:33,641 --> 01:11:36,642 Shit, shit! 580 01:11:45,772 --> 01:11:48,855 - Hello? Who's calling? - I'm not there. 581 01:11:48,899 --> 01:11:51,981 - Mr. Krampe. - I'm here. 582 01:11:52,025 --> 01:11:55,559 It's the Whale, my partner Hello? 583 01:11:56,194 --> 01:11:59,194 - Hello, Mr. Lecomte? - Speaking. 584 01:11:59,821 --> 01:12:03,355 Mr. Lecomte, is your telephone wire long enough... 585 01:12:03,989 --> 01:12:08,068 - . . to go out to the terrace? - Wait, let me pull. 586 01:12:09,325 --> 01:12:12,859 I'm referring to the telephone wire, of course, not the trigger... 587 01:12:19,121 --> 01:12:22,122 I can see you. 588 01:12:22,248 --> 01:12:25,248 Can you see me? 589 01:12:29,543 --> 01:12:33,082 - I don't speak German. - I have a proposition for you. 590 01:12:33,717 --> 01:12:36,259 One second. 591 01:12:36,306 --> 01:12:41,601 I'll get it. Otto, I'm in trouble. I'll make myself up and come down. 592 01:12:47,326 --> 01:12:49,203 I'll get it. 593 01:12:54,423 --> 01:12:57,545 - It's the lady who... - Shh! 594 01:13:02,396 --> 01:13:06,481 Evening gowns, dressing gowns, beach wear... 595 01:13:06,571 --> 01:13:10,110 - And this... little packages. - Is that for me? Grégoire! 596 01:13:12,331 --> 01:13:17,045 When they told me you were here, I remembered the shop downstairs... 597 01:13:17,090 --> 01:13:22,386 Only the waist could be a bit wrong. Just a warning. 598 01:13:22,851 --> 01:13:25,974 Oh darling, oh listen... I love you. 599 01:13:26,399 --> 01:13:29,938 - If you only knew... - But it's nothing. 600 01:13:32,578 --> 01:13:35,285 Oh, I love it. 601 01:13:36,460 --> 01:13:39,167 And that? Oh, pink! 602 01:13:39,674 --> 01:13:43,843 - Oh, this one's beautiful. Beautiful. - They had one in uniform blue... 603 01:13:43,849 --> 01:13:48,515 I liked it, but I thought you already always wear blue... 604 01:13:48,566 --> 01:13:52,105 You thought of that? I've been unfair. I'm ruining your life. 605 01:13:53,033 --> 01:13:56,572 - But I'm so jealous. - Oh, it's nothing. 606 01:14:06,349 --> 01:14:09,555 Did you try it? It's going to overflow. 607 01:14:12,235 --> 01:14:15,240 Your bath is overflowing. 608 01:14:17,620 --> 01:14:20,743 - My basket. - Your basket? Your... 609 01:14:25,886 --> 01:14:28,593 What did you say? 610 01:14:29,017 --> 01:14:32,104 Her basket, ah basket! Ask it. 611 01:14:32,148 --> 01:14:36,778 I was going to ask it. Are you coming with me? You're so beautiful. 612 01:14:36,865 --> 01:14:41,495 You're fantastic. Show yourself. Come. I'm proud of you. 613 01:14:42,083 --> 01:14:45,205 You gave me a fright. 614 01:14:47,885 --> 01:14:50,641 Go, go! 615 01:14:53,062 --> 01:14:56,601 Let's go. Where do we do the make-up? 616 01:14:57,195 --> 01:15:00,199 Face paint, you understand? 617 01:15:43,490 --> 01:15:46,612 Grégoire, is that you, darling? 618 01:15:55,262 --> 01:15:59,346 Ragoutoutou, ragout for my pooch. I love it very mooch. Woof, woof! 619 01:16:34,293 --> 01:16:37,292 Are you there, my pooch? 620 01:16:38,168 --> 01:16:41,168 Alright, I'll wait for you downstairs. 621 01:16:49,544 --> 01:16:51,512 Handsome fellow. 622 01:16:51,961 --> 01:16:54,712 - What's his name? - His name's Radj. 623 01:16:54,753 --> 01:16:58,914 And his teeth. Better than Omar Sharif. How do you say Omar in English? 624 01:17:02,421 --> 01:17:06,545 - Forget it. He has no sense of humour. - Maybe no sense of humour, but... 625 01:17:06,546 --> 01:17:09,663 Don't get worked up. He's an untouchable. 626 01:17:17,047 --> 01:17:20,046 He's furious. 627 01:17:30,215 --> 01:17:32,917 Excuse me, Madam. 628 01:17:37,674 --> 01:17:40,673 I missed a step. 629 01:17:58,551 --> 01:18:01,550 Is the bar that way? 630 01:18:43,972 --> 01:18:48,096 Listen, be nice. We have work to do. There's no time for joking around. 631 01:18:48,139 --> 01:18:51,672 I know. Do you like the costume? I took the blue one. 632 01:18:52,306 --> 01:18:55,388 - Like my eyes. - Grégoire! Come on. 633 01:18:55,431 --> 01:18:58,134 - I'm coming. - Wait! 634 01:18:58,557 --> 01:19:01,556 That's my girlfriend. 635 01:19:04,807 --> 01:19:07,806 - Grégoire. - Oh, shit. 636 01:19:08,058 --> 01:19:09,931 I'm coming. 637 01:19:10,141 --> 01:19:13,140 I'm off. Excuse me. 638 01:20:34,941 --> 01:20:37,513 - Excuse me. - Madam... 639 01:20:37,524 --> 01:20:41,602 I'm looking for Mr. Lecomte. Did he go back to his room? 640 01:20:42,525 --> 01:20:45,524 No, Madam. The key's here. 641 01:20:54,901 --> 01:20:58,101 Grégoire Lecomte, room 203. The key, please. 642 01:20:58,985 --> 01:21:01,984 But hurry up. 643 01:22:31,202 --> 01:22:34,616 Give me that. Give me that. I need it. 644 01:22:37,911 --> 01:22:40,910 But you're mad. 645 01:22:49,828 --> 01:22:52,945 Be reasonable, please. 646 01:22:53,995 --> 01:22:57,112 You'll get other parts. 647 01:23:07,622 --> 01:23:10,739 That's enough. You're pissing me off. 648 01:23:11,706 --> 01:23:14,705 Yes, that hurts. 649 01:24:00,793 --> 01:24:03,496 Let go of that. 650 01:24:37,130 --> 01:24:40,129 - Mr. Krampe! - Yes? 651 01:24:42,422 --> 01:24:45,125 Wait, I'm coming. 652 01:24:48,590 --> 01:24:51,589 Otto, do the whale for us. 653 01:24:52,882 --> 01:24:55,999 Otto, the whale! Otto, the whale! 654 01:25:20,884 --> 01:25:23,587 Grégoire, are you there? 655 01:25:25,260 --> 01:25:27,962 Did you go to bed? 656 01:25:28,718 --> 01:25:31,421 Now he's asleep. 657 01:25:34,594 --> 01:25:35,886 It's you? 658 01:25:38,053 --> 01:25:42,130 You're here, but you are crazy. We can't. 659 01:25:43,595 --> 01:25:46,594 But you're so beautiful. 660 01:25:48,095 --> 01:25:52,753 The moment I saw your steamy look, I knew I would succumb. 661 01:25:52,762 --> 01:25:54,635 Are you emotional? 662 01:25:56,513 --> 01:25:59,512 Let Josyane do. 663 01:25:59,888 --> 01:26:03,421 Relax, you're all tense. My Indian, my Hindu. 664 01:26:04,722 --> 01:26:07,721 Don't act so cold. 665 01:26:50,893 --> 01:26:54,010 But that's my umbrella. Hey, Otto! 666 01:26:55,893 --> 01:26:59,010 Otto. Doing the backstroke? 667 01:27:00,394 --> 01:27:03,096 - Otto. - He's dead. 668 01:27:07,561 --> 01:27:11,722 What are you saying? You filmed his death? But I'm the killer. 669 01:27:11,770 --> 01:27:15,931 I had to... But nobody told me anything. Unbelievable. 670 01:27:15,979 --> 01:27:19,179 I'm in trouble now. This can't be serious. 671 01:27:20,146 --> 01:27:24,270 We'll do it again. Come on, everybody. 672 01:27:24,313 --> 01:27:27,845 It'll be good, you'll see. Alright, Otto, let's do it again. 673 01:27:28,480 --> 01:27:31,479 But he's really dead. 674 01:27:36,022 --> 01:27:37,895 But I... 675 01:28:05,233 --> 01:28:08,350 - She pulled the trigger. - I eliminate. 676 01:28:13,817 --> 01:28:17,018 Give me. Hello, Sylvette? Sylvette, do you hear me? 677 01:28:19,026 --> 01:28:22,143 - Hello, Sylvette. - Hello. Did I get him? 678 01:28:23,693 --> 01:28:27,226 Bull's eye. He had that coming. And Krampe? 679 01:28:27,360 --> 01:28:31,438 - Don't go swimming straight after dinner. - Case closed. We're packing up. 680 01:28:31,527 --> 01:28:34,527 - We're going back to Paris. - I'm staying. 681 01:28:34,653 --> 01:28:37,652 - For long? - Maybe. 682 01:28:38,986 --> 01:28:40,859 Come. 683 01:28:42,487 --> 01:28:44,525 But Grégoire. 684 01:28:44,529 --> 01:28:49,151 With the cops, you get out first and talk later. Come on. 685 01:28:55,946 --> 01:28:58,946 Did you kill a man, yes or no? 686 01:28:59,113 --> 01:29:03,771 - He'd have shot. It was him or you. - Listen, we're going to South America. 687 01:29:03,822 --> 01:29:07,022 I'll hide you on the farm of an ex Nazi. 688 01:29:07,989 --> 01:29:12,067 - No cop will find you there. - But I am a cop, Grégoire. 689 01:29:12,573 --> 01:29:15,773 Look at me. I work for the secret service. 690 01:29:17,032 --> 01:29:18,905 You're a cop? 691 01:29:23,074 --> 01:29:26,274 With your cute voice? And your hair all... 692 01:29:26,741 --> 01:29:30,274 - You're a cop? - I'm a woman, Grégoire. 693 01:29:30,408 --> 01:29:35,030 That's the only thing you were never wrong about. 694 01:29:35,283 --> 01:29:38,400 And Krampe's not an actor? 695 01:29:38,950 --> 01:29:43,028 And Barberini's not a producer? And the Hindu with his knife? 696 01:29:44,493 --> 01:29:47,610 Non, but no, no! But that's... 697 01:29:47,785 --> 01:29:51,317 At least, this is really an umbrella, no? 698 01:29:51,952 --> 01:29:56,029 Hypodermic syringe, filled with a lethal, fast working poison. 699 01:29:57,660 --> 01:30:02,283 A syringe, a Hindu, Saint-Tropez, a traffic warden dressed in blue... 700 01:30:02,661 --> 01:30:07,402 a cop who thinks she's Marilyn, corpses, lots of corpses... 701 01:30:07,453 --> 01:30:11,092 It may not be a movie, but it's a bloody good story. 702 01:30:11,328 --> 01:30:15,595 Cannes, one year later... 703 01:31:02,833 --> 01:31:06,366 Grégoire Lecomte, were you expecting this success? 704 01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:10,533 - My wife did. - Please let Mr. Lecomte through. 705 01:31:12,543 --> 01:31:16,667 Grégoire Lecomte, you wrote, directed and acted in your own movie. 706 01:31:16,710 --> 01:31:20,917 - Where did you get the money? - Thanks to me he found a producer. 707 01:31:20,960 --> 01:31:24,160 I always loved taking risks. 708 01:31:25,252 --> 01:31:29,662 A couple of months ago, I told the story to Don Barberi... to Mr. Barberini. 709 01:31:29,669 --> 01:31:33,747 - He signed a contract right away. - It was a proposition... 710 01:31:33,836 --> 01:31:36,953 I couldn't say no to. We're going. 711 01:31:45,046 --> 01:31:48,021 Bitch. 712 01:31:49,713 --> 01:31:52,712 Come on, let's go. 713 01:31:56,797 --> 01:32:00,412 Go, go, drive. Quickly